hasana-chan:

YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONE 

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lotolle:

typette:

doujinsushi:

when I was younger I used to watch Winnie the Pooh all the time and everytime I saw pooh eating honey I was always like “mmmm that looks good” so imagine my disappointment when I saw honey for the first time. Pooh is eating like nacho cheese lookin honey he had me excited for nothing

no, bro. Pooh is eating raw, unpasteurized honey. Like this:

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godlike

Oh my God. I’ve literally thought this my entire life. 

petewanks:

if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head 

jeniac:

sighs from relief and posts reigisa

hate:

cool:

hate is only cool if ur talking about tumblr user hate

hey thats me

*Walks into room*
*takes a deep breath*

AHH, MAKEUP AND LONELINESS.

feaqu:

i caNNOt bELIEVE that i USED tO THink i wAS STRAIGHT

tonydinozzos:

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

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Artistic games

indiandaughter:

ill pay u $7 to have a crush on me